'STARDUST PENNY'

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SERIOUSLY! JOKES AND FUN SAYINGS FROM HEAVEN!

These are just a few of the many jokes/sayings that were given to me over a few years. Some of them are one-liners and the others are actual fun banter that went on in my head. When you read them, please know that I didn't create the jokes. It was all being said to me like a dictation, but in my head from a couple of visiting angels who liked to play around (Yo'Momma and YogiAnna). I was pretty much a secretary for the years, writing down all of the information given to me. Some of it was straight forward Universal Wisdom (like the Telepathic Books) and the other stuff was jokes/banter. 

 

Angel Yo'Momma is bold and saucy with her words. She came forward when I needed to get off of my butt to do something, other than live in a 'pain and misery'. She made me laugh and cry through the tough love given in helping me to grow. She claims that she chose me when God had asked her who she wanted to help here on Planet Earth... and that 'I was the one blessed with her angelic presence'...  and also, that I should grace her with daily acknowledgment of what she brought into

my life. For an angel, Yo'Momma has a bit of egoness in her ~ but only to make a point, pointless!

 

Angel YogiAnna has a loving, whimsical voice that balanced out the voice of Yo'Momma; sorta like a tag team of 'good cop, bad cop' but no one was actually bad, just assisting me with 'growing up and out' of the world I had created in my mind.  They both star in the book, 'BE! Wisdom from God, the Universe and Angel Yo'Momma' (who is really God and the Universe).  Copyright 2006.

 

 

THIS IS SOME OF THE STUFF I HEARD THAT WAS DIRECTLY RELATED TO MY LIFE EXPERIENCE BUT SAID IN A 'JOKING' MANNER.

 

***This is just a small sampling of Angel Yo'Momma and Angel YogiAnna's goofiness;

 a small sampling of sauciness with giving Universal Wisdom.***

 



 

(Feeling alone and separated)

 

"My days are numbered by the clouds I see and then I wonder where is me?"

- Baby Raindrop  (Yo'Momma)

 

"You are not a cloud in a raindrop. You are a raindrop in a cloud.  Begin to see the other raindrops as you see yourself; then you'll feel you are not alone, only a raindrop in a cloud of loving. For a cloud begins as a loving intention to be many raindrops, and ends as a loving intention to be a cloud of one. You'll know you are one with all the other raindrops when you see the cloud as one."

- Pappa Raindrop to Baby Raindrop (Yo'Momma)

 

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(My thoughts were continuously on lack) 

 

Make a money wish for something.

Don't sit by and think a thought of not!

A wish is there waiting for you to make it.

How can you begin if you cannot wish it?

Money is waiting for you on the other side of not!

Make a money wish for something.

 

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(I was pretty much an emotional mess when I first tried to show my art to the world)

 

"When you mix your emotions in with your desires, you muddle your success into a chaos of what to do!!"

- Angel Yo'Momma

 

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(My willpower was pretty much non-existent but my excuses were endless)

 

There are no excuses in life!

There is only your willpower.

The question should be, 'What is the strength of your willpower?' Not, what is the strength of your excuse for being '

non-loving' to you, as an 'excuser' in life instead of a 'lover' in life!

 

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(I kept myself in a mental, emotional, physical bondage of nothing)

 

When life hands you a ball and chain, what do you do with it?

When life doesn't hand you a ball and chain, why do you still attach one to you?

When you can cut the ball and chain from your mind, that is when you can cut the deal of a lifetime!

- Angel Yo'Momma

 

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(This one needs no explanation)

 

"Being in an Angel Love is like eating toast in the morning and knowing it's okay to put butter on it, for it taste so much better than without the butter!"

-Rosey Cheeks

 

"When you feel like you need butter on your toast, you actually need more Angel Love to help you be in a controlled state of mind and body."

- Angel YogiAnna

 

"Give the buttered toast to your husband and you eat the donut!"

- Angel Yo'Momma

 

"Then we can be in a state of knowing that a donut (once in awhile) will not harm the mind or the body, unless you eat the toast too!"

- GOD

 

"Toast was never meant to be eaten without butter for where is the reason to toast it?"

- Rosey Cheeks

 

"GOD said let there be toast and butter!"

- EgoHead

 

"Who's that!?"

- GOD

 

"Egohead!"

- Angel Yo'Momma

 

"Thank you. I thought it was a doNUT!"

- GOD

 

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"God, Why did you make doNUTs?"

- Egohead

 

"Because I needed a place for donut holes to live!"

- God

 

(I think there is a deeper meaning here... something to do with Ego and Spirit)

 

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(This is Yo'Momma's way of letting me know that I AM one with God)

 

"Holly, when you write jokes with GOD, make sure GOD doesn't mind!"

- Angel Yo'Momma

 

"Yo'Momma, you dictated these jokes to me!"

- Holly

 

"Then I will tell you that you don't mind. Thank you!"

- Angel Yo'Momma

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(I was depressed and eating to suppress the depression... and then I heard the angels and began to eat out of excitement because something new was happening to me)

 

When you are 'human' and connect with the 'other realm', your mind and body become excited with energy that you begin to think that you can eat whatever you want and it will not affect you.

 

We say, if you eat more than you should in one setting, you'll be tired in 15 minutes. Your body and mind become drowsy from the carbohydrate overload you just gave to that "brilliant mind" of yours.

 

We ask... if you are going to eat, think of your brain as a power button and connector to the Universe. Then give it approximately 300 - 400 calories of pure loving food at one setting. You can have many settings, not just within the time span of 10 minutes every hour okay!  - GOD, Universe, Angel Yo'Momma, Angel YogiAnna

 

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(Angel Yo'Momma teasing me)

 

Will you please stop trying to fix everything and just do it right the first time!  I want to look good as an Angel of God.

 

- Angel Yo'Momma (feeling pressured to be more better for her Earth Being of 'Loving you to stop being so fun!")

 

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(This was all given when I was working at a local Co-op, and I loved the job but the angels wanted me to write for them... to follow my passion with art and love!)

 

 

"When you go to the working place today, please tell them that Angel Yo'Momma says you can quit your job because you have really important business to do tomorrow."

 

"What is the important business?"

- Holly

 

"Going to tell you tomorrow!"

- Angel Yo'Momma

 

"So quit before I know what it is?"

- Holly

 

"Yes please."

- Angel Yo'Momma

 

"Yo'Momma, I'm in a physicalness right now! That can't be a serious request. I have to eat and all!"

- Holly

 

"When you know you have to eat, then you know you are in a physicalness. When you know you can quit working at the working place, is when you know you are going to get an 'offer of love' from someone called an Ego Agent!"

- Angel Yo'Momma  

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(I use to yell)

 

"When you feel the need to express yourself with loving intentions, do so in a kindly manner!"

- Angel Yo'Momma

 

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(I use to be really sad all the time)

 

"Being so blue all the time is like eating up the sky to where the Sun doesn't have a place to live. Make sure to find out you are full so the sunny day that was about to be eaten can come out and be in a purposeful living!"

- Angel YogiAnna